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Writer's pictureEmily Maine

NO, THANK YOU!!! by Parade: A Bold, Gritty BL Adventure


NO, THANK YOU!!! by Parade isn’t your typical Boys’ Love game. This raw and adult visual novel mixes mystery, crime, and some seriously spicy scenes. If you’re tired of cookie-cutter BL fluff, this game flips the script with its dark humor, layered characters, and a protagonist who is as chaotic as they come.


This promotional image for NO, THANK YOU!!! features the game’s diverse cast of characters, each radiating unique personalities. The central figure, standing confidently in casual attire, draws the viewer's attention with a laid-back yet assertive stance. The others stand behind him, each with distinct styles and expressions that hint at their roles and dynamics in the story. The bright blue sky and bold title at the top convey a mix of vibrant energy and drama, reflecting the game’s blend of lighthearted moments with darker, more complex themes.


What is NO, THANK YOU!!! by Parade All About?



In NO, THANK YOU!!!, you play as Haru, a young man with no memory and zero boundaries. After saving a man from a car accident, Haru finds himself working at Sotano, a jazz bar that moonlights as a shady jack-of-all-trades agency.

This isn’t just a quirky summer story—it’s a web of crime, secrets, and relationships that’ll have you guessing who you can trust. Add Haru’s carefree attitude and a cast of morally complex characters, and you’ve got a game that’s equal parts thrilling and outrageous.

Meet the Characters of NO, THANK YOU!!! by Parade



This bold scene from NO, THANK YOU!!! depicts an intimate and playful moment between two characters. One character reclines on a bed, blushing and seemingly caught off guard, while the other leans in with an assertive and teasing demeanor. The casual setting and close proximity create a mix of humor, sensuality, and tension, showcasing the game’s unfiltered and daring approach to character interactions and relationships.


The charm of NO, THANK YOU!!! lies in its chaotic and dynamic characters.

  • Haru (CV: Tetsuto Furukawa): Your wild, unfiltered protagonist. Haru has no concept of personal space and thrives on impulsive decisions. He’s equal parts charming and infuriating.

  • Hiroyuki Akiyama (CV: Kazuya Uemura): The sweet and shy bartender who tries (and fails) to keep things professional.

  • Ryu Kurosawa (CV: Lee): The germaphobe pianist with a sharp tongue and a serious dislike for Haru.

  • Maki (CV: Takemaru Matsuoka): The laid-back chef with a mysterious past and a knack for bad jokes.

  • Koichi Inui (CV: Ryutamaru): The bar’s owner and the man who takes Haru in. He’s a mix of father figure and shady businessman.

Every character in NO, THANK YOU!!! brings their own energy, making the interactions chaotic, hilarious, and occasionally heartfelt.



This tender moment from NO, THANK YOU!!! features two characters sharing an intimate kiss. One leans in with a soft and confident gaze, while the other reciprocates with a steady expression, highlighting mutual affection and connection. The close framing and minimal background focus the viewer’s attention on the characters' emotions and physical closeness. The scene radiates warmth and intensity, reflecting the deeper bonds and layered dynamics central to the game’s story.

Why NO, THANK YOU!!! by Parade Stands Out


Let’s get real—this game isn’t afraid to go there. The story tackles heavy themes like crime, identity, and trust, all while maintaining an irreverent tone. The “NO, THANK YOU!!!” button mechanic adds a unique twist, letting you control story outcomes by breaking certain “flags.” It’s not just a gimmick—it keeps you engaged and guessing.

And let’s not forget the art and music. Sanpei Shima’s character designs are bold and expressive, perfectly capturing each character’s personality. Meanwhile, Kazunori Uehara’s jazz-infused soundtrack sets the mood, whether it’s a chill bar scene or a high-stakes moment.



What Makes NO, THANK YOU!!! by Parade So Memorable?


It’s the balance of humor, darkness, and adult content. NO, THANK YOU!!! by Parade doesn’t hold back, giving you a story that’s raw and real without sacrificing entertainment. Haru’s unpredictable nature keeps things fresh, while the story’s twists and turns keep you on edge.


Who Should Play NO, THANK YOU!!! by Parade?




This game is for BL fans who crave something different. If you’re into crime stories, flawed characters, and a protagonist who will make you laugh and scream at the same time, NO, THANK YOU!!! is for you. Just remember—it’s R18 for a reason.


Final Thoughts NO, THANK YOU!!! by Parade



This vibrant scene from NO, THANK YOU!!! showcases a rare moment of camaraderie and relaxation among the main characters. Set against a serene night sky, the group enjoys sparklers and fishing by the water, their playful and casual attitudes creating a warm and lighthearted atmosphere. Each character’s unique personality is reflected in their poses and expressions, adding depth to the interaction. The soft glow of the sparklers contrasts with the dark backdrop, symbolizing a fleeting but cherished moment of peace amidst the game’s more intense narrative.

NO, THANK YOU!!! by Parade is bold, brash, and impossible to ignore. It’s messy, chaotic, and packed with heart. If you’re ready for a BL game that doesn’t pull punches, hit that “download” button and dive in.


Played NO, THANK YOU!!!? Let’s hear your thoughts—don’t hold back!



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